❝ They’re all males in the game. We usually try to avoid the females because what do you do with a female Turian? Do you give her breasts? What do you do? Do you put lipstick on her? ❞

Mass Effect 3′s art director, Derek Watts (via gaarrus)

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♥ 13490 — 1 day ago on 31 Aug 2014 — via semioticharuspex (source)
Hella cute bassist 😍😍😍

Hella cute bassist 😍😍😍

♥ 2 — 2 days ago on 29 Aug 2014
How to succeed in youth or community theatre:

musicofthestage:

  1. Be talented
  2. Work hard
  3. Have experience
  4. Get passionate
  5. Be a guy
♥ 146 — 3 days ago on 29 Aug 2014 — via shatteredzydrateteacup (source)

animeliberationfront:

I literally overcame self esteem issues by making ironically over-arrogant claims because even if you’re joking about something a lot you start to believe it and that can totally work in a good way if you let it

♥ 69633 — 2 weeks ago on 14 Aug 2014 — via toukayoghoul (source)

sitcorn:

hey remember that law i forget exactly how it goes but its something along the lines of ‘if you murder someone you go to jail’ whatever happened to that? is that still a thing

♥ 157275 — 2 weeks ago on 14 Aug 2014 — via pondifying (source)

fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

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♥ 671763 — 3 weeks ago on 08 Aug 2014 — via inle-hain-rah


I.
five sets of two hands, fingers spread wide
my best friend lying next to me squeaks out
“never have I ever masturbated”
a chortle and a shrug between the boys as they flick down their obligatory fingers
and I can’t help but feel a twinge in my stomach as my pinky follows suit
the silence in the room is thick and grey and suddenly sliced by
“…really?”
yes really.
have you ever experienced fun?

II.
I pull away a hair caught in my scarlet lipstick
in my reflection I see my table mate from english class
behind me she blinks twice and scoffs
“who are you trying to impress?”
the bathroom door is closed behind her before I can ask
the last time she did something to impress herself.

III.
before a trip to the mall
one of my friends spends two hours
perfecting her bronzer
and choosing the perfect pair of shoes
the other rubs in dry shampoo
and is out the door in less than five minutes
they are two of the most beautiful girls I’ve ever seen.

IV.
my father calls me beautiful through a mouthful of popcorn
as I pour a glass of milk to accompany my now third piece of leftover birthday cake
he plants a kiss on my cheek and I grin as I wipe it away.

V.
she asks me what to do to start loving herself
and I send her away to my full length mirror
and demand to only speak to her
when she’s found something to adore
the way I did with my knobby knees
and tiger-striped hips
and big square teeth
fifteen minutes go by
and she finally points to the freckles on her nose
splits into a grin
the one that makes everyone weak in the knees
and I watch the lightbulb go off above her head
as she realizes
it’s never been her job to hate her body

VI.
i tell my sister she looks cute today
and the look on her boyfriend’s face
when she blurts out “damn right I do!”
is priceless.

VII.
I used to worry that I’d never find someone who loved me at all
and now my biggest fear
is finding someone who can adore me as much as I’ve come to.

— seven thoughts on self love that came to me before I got my driver’s license (llb)
♥ 34061 — 3 weeks ago on 08 Aug 2014 — via bakerstreetgarrison (source)
♥ 49983 — 1 month ago on 31 Jul 2014 — via procrastinating-bedpotatoe (source)
#<3  

thegestianpoet:

"YOU SICK BASTARD" I shout

Jon Snow starts to cry. He has been fighting off this flu for a week and has been eating lots of citrus. He’s doing his best. 

♥ 108091 — 1 month ago on 24 Jul 2014 — via shatteredzydrateteacup (source)

Leona “The Radiant Dawn”

♥ 4954 — 1 month ago on 22 Jul 2014 — via leagueoflegendsonly (source)
GUYS I FOUND ALASKA

GUYS I FOUND ALASKA

♥ 4 — 1 month ago on 15 Jul 2014
nutuniverse:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEVE!!

nutuniverse:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEVE!!

♥ 14985 — 1 month ago on 04 Jul 2014 — via teddylupns (source)

likeyouwanna-be-loved:

lanadelreptar:

 ♪ White Lips, Pale Face 

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*drops bass* MOTHERFUCKING UNITED STATES *guitar solo*

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I’m not even American but this post is just too good not to reblog, omg

♥ 435844 — 1 month ago on 04 Jul 2014 — via iphoneharry (source)

shatteredzydrateteacup:

maggiebrightside:

Female Captain America cosplayers.

Found here.

♥ 96415 — 1 month ago on 04 Jul 2014 — via shatteredzydrateteacup (source)

Song: America, Fuck Yeah
Artist:
Album: Team America: World Police OST
Played: 41403 times

karlika:

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